And the Pussification of America Continues: Co Champ At The Spelling Bee (Added Bonus - Classic Fake Definition Hijnks and More Jacob)

They’ll be talking about this for years to come at the Spelling Bee. I bet Naasih damn near cummed his pants. Can’t be talking dirty like this at the Bee. 

Are you fucking kidding me?  Co-champions at the spelling Bee this year? Talk about the pussification of America. You can’t have co spelling bee champs. You play to win the game. You play to win the game. I”m hearing some people say they ran out of words or something? Well I don’t believe that for a second, but even if that’s true then you just got to start making shit up. First one to blink loses. Ties are for pussies.   I mean look at Ansun’s body language.  Look at his hair.   Look at how none of his family is on stage.  He is screaming for more words.  None of this tie bullshit.

PS –  I got a fever and the only prescription is more Jacob.  Still electric in defeat.