Marry Fuck Kill NBA Draft Lottery

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Yeah yeah it sucks the Celts got #6.   Let’s forget about it and move on with an MFK from the Draft Lottery.  In hindsight a pretty easy one I guess.  Obviously you got to marry the Bucs daughter Mallory Edens.    She’s like a hotter younger richer version of Isla Fisher and probably just as crazy in the sack as Isla was in Wedding Crashers.  Gonna fuck the Indian girl.   Also pretty sure she plays for keeps.   That means despite the baby blues I’m killing Singler.


Marry – Bucs Daughter

Fuck – Kings Daughter

Kill – Singler