<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Marry Fuck Kill NBA Draft Lottery</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","54"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["marry fuck kill nba draft lottery | barstool sports","isla fisher","wedding crashers","go","sack","hindsight","hotter young rich version","easy one","indian girl","mfk","singler","baby blue","bucs daughter mallory 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style="font-size:13px"> </span></p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-195849" alt="singlers" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/05/singlers.jpg" width="515" height="765" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p> </p><p>Yeah yeah it sucks the Celts got #6.   Let’s forget about it and move on with an MFK from the Draft Lottery.  In hindsight a pretty easy one I guess.  Obviously you got to marry the <a href="https://twitter.com/MedensEdens" target="_blank">Bucs daughter Mallory Edens</a>.    She’s like a hotter younger richer version of Isla Fisher and probably just as crazy in the sack as Isla was in Wedding Crashers.  Gonna fuck the Indian girl.   Also pretty sure she plays for keeps.   That means despite the baby blues I’m killing Singler.</p><p> </p><p>Marry – Bucs Daughter</p><p>Fuck – <a title="Kings" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/los-angeles-kings-tickets/?aid=12060">Kings</a> 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<p>[marry-kill-fuck 116]</p><p> </p><p><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-195851" style="font-size:13px" alt="bucs" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/05/bucs-480x540.jpg" width="480" height="540" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-195850" style="font-size:13px" alt="kingsdaug" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/05/kingsdaug-480x591.jpg" width="480" height="591" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"><span style="font-size:13px"> </span></p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-195849" alt="singlers" src="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2014/05/singlers.jpg" width="515" height="765" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p> </p><p>Yeah yeah it sucks the Celts got #6.   Let’s forget about it and move on with an MFK from the Draft Lottery.  In hindsight a pretty easy one I guess.  Obviously you got to marry the <a href="https://twitter.com/MedensEdens" target="_blank">Bucs daughter Mallory Edens</a>.    She’s like a hotter younger richer version of Isla Fisher and probably just as crazy in the sack as Isla was in Wedding Crashers.  Gonna fuck the Indian girl.   Also pretty sure she plays for keeps.   That means despite the baby blues I’m killing Singler.</p><p> </p><p>Marry – Bucs Daughter</p><p>Fuck – <a title="Kings" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/los-angeles-kings-tickets/?aid=12060">Kings</a> Daughter</p><p>Kill – Singler</p>

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