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This Chick Who Spent $30,000 On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Vintage Pamela Anderson Could Have Been Way Worse

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Every time one of these “Some British asshole spent _____ to look like Famous Person X” I expect to see something like this:

 


 

And 99 times out of 100 that’s spot on. But this time? Like she’s not hot by any stretch and the heavily Photoshopped pics definitely seem much better than the video. But let’s be honest, we’ve all done worse. And it’s even better when you compare this chick’s looks to the actual Pamela Anderson:

 

 
 

I would definitely take this sloppy British chick over real Pam every single time! I’m honestly proud of this woman. She had a goal, she spent untold tens of thousands of dollars to do it, and she achieved it. It’s an absolute triumph of silicone, needles, and disdain for one’s God given physical appearance.

 
 

For the record if you were to give me a Pictionary clue of “Draw a Dad who convinced his trashy daughter to change herself into mid-90s pinup masturbation fodder” this is exactly what I would draw:

 

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Shaved head, goatee, gold chain with open buttons and collar to show it off, straight out of “would have been better off as a broken home” central casting.

 
 

(Pamela Anderson pic via Imgur)