New Study Of "Most Popular Sex Outfits" Shows That British People Really Want To Get Banged By Their Garbage Man

Source - COUPLES are always looking for new ways to spice things up in the bedroom, and if we've learned anything from watching Sex and the City on the regular, there are certainly plenty of ways to do so. 

But new research has revealed that couples looking to turn up the heat usually do so by playing dress ups,  and while the notion of wearing sexy ensembles isn't exactly new, what people ACTUALLY fantasise about might surprise you.

The findings, commissioned by End of Tenancy London, found that 66% of Brits wanted their sexual partner to dress up in the bedroom, adding that 94.4% of those who'd tried it had enjoyed it.

It's not surprising, though, that the french maid and playboy bunny topped the list as being the two most desired outfits, with one in five participants preferring the maid, and the playboy bunny topping Google search costume ideas.

But tying fifth place alongside policeman, which was another classic favourite, was superheroes - yep, we said it, superheroes.

While we are still unsure as to the reason why, making the list as the eighth most desired costume was a bin collector - perhaps it has something to do with dirty talk. 

The list: 

I am fundamentally against yucking somebody's yum. People are into different things and I'm fine with that. Most of the things on that list I've heard before...but bin collector? Do people really want to get banged by a bin collector? It's an honorable profession, but it seems a bit strange have that on the list before the classics like "doctor" or "blogger." Part of me gets it- a big strong guy shows up to your house, stuffs you in a trash can and throws you in a land fill never to be seen again. I could get off to that. They also make decent money in America, but this is England we're talking about. That's $28-37k per year. You can't even do financial degradation. I don't know, it just seems like the wrong kind of filth. 

The survey only polled 1,451 participants so this could be a fluke. Whatever it is, the Brits have some explaining to do. One things for sure and that's that I'm going to be checking out every garbage man I see on my way home to make sure they don't have a point.