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This Husky Asian Kid Posterizing His Wayyy Out Of His League Girlfriend Must Have The Biggest Balls In The World

 

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I wouldn’t have watched a Buzzfeed video on Chinese people trying Panda Express — whoa hold up Buzzfeed, you mean to say mass produced Chinese food commonly sold in malls isn’t as good as authentic Chinese? SHUT UP WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL OF LIES — under normal circumstances. But holy shit the fucking balls on that chubby Asian kid in the black astounded me. I mean look at this dude:

 

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Even grading for Asian dudes who, no racist, are not the most handsome dudes on Earth, this dude is a 3. Max. Not a hint of muscle on him, smug punchable face, hair like when you shave your balls and it starts to grow back after two days. And his chick?

 

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A 9? 10 maybe? Like I’m not some hentai watching Asian fetishist but this chick is gorgeous. The balls on this guy to even joke about his settling for her blows my fucking mind. Cultural thing? Power move? Is this dude slinging that kind of made-in-China lead pipe that maybe he actually believes it? My mind is blown. BLOWN I say. We either need to eradicate this dude or appoint him as our new king, no in betweens.

 
 

Let the record show one of these two is still the best Unexpected Thug Life video. Tough call which to pick.