A Sweet 86-Year-Old Lady Named Mary Ann Drained A 94-Foot Putt Last Night And Won A Brand Spankin' New Nissan Altima
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! IN YOUR FACE CANNON MOTORS! IN YOUR FACE!
That's a win for the little people. The evil folks over at the Cannon Motors were like, "Oh this sweet little 86 year old lady needs a new car? Yeah we'll absolutely give her one BUT ONLY IF SHE SINKS A 94 FOOT PUTT ON A BASKETBALL COURT IN FRONT OF ARENA FULL OF PEOPLE! MUAHAHAHAHA" and then by the grace of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, Mary Ann did it. Mary Ann sunk that 94 footer right in their stupid faces and now she gets a brand spanking new 2020 Nissan Altima. I'm so happy for Mary Ann.
Live look at Cannon Motors: Nissan isn't really a sponsor it just sounded professional
Just gonna put this right here