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Brian Koppelman Gives Some "Boner Dogs" Advice

Today's Pardon My Take guest was a little but outside the box compared to some of the other folks who have found their way inside the Cash App Studios. Filmmaker and writer Brian Koppelman hopped on the mic with Mr. Cat and Mr. Commenter to send you into the weekend. Koppelman helped create "Rounders," "Billions," and much more and today he discussed basketball, how to create a perfect film, and other topics. In addition to all that, it's not an entertainment/film guest on PMT without a "Boner Dogs" pitch. But this one was a little bit different...

Brian Koppelman: How is your Miles Teller movie going?

Mr. Cat: Uhhh, good. I don't know if he likes us, but...

Mr. Commenter: Good, thank you for asking.

Brian Koppelman: The "Boner Thing" is going well?

Mr. Commenter: I actually want to talk to you off-line about the "Boner Thing" because I feel like there's a good opportunity. 

Brian Koppelman: You want a little dialogue?

Mr. Cat: You're loosely attached just by being here, just so you know.

Mr. Commenter: Just for me to pick your brain a little bit because I'm actually going to write this thing. 

Mr. Cat: The Boner Thing.

Brian Koppelman: It seemed like he didn't like you guys, by the way. I do. I like you guys a lot.

Mr. Cat: I think he did, but he's also one of those ballbusters. 

Mr. Commenter: He's a little prickly sometimes.

Brian Koppelman: Great actor, like, truly great. 

Mr. Commenter: We're gonna do the "Boner Thing," but we're gonna do it in a way that's really the most intelligent movie ever made about dog boner's.

Brian Koppelman: High bar, high bar.

Mr. Cat: So, do you think we should take Viagra before we write? Like you did with your writing partner. 

Brian Koppelman: Oh, sure. Are you trying to do a Roman ad right in the middle of this whole thing? So it just comes right in the conversation. That's a product placement. 

Mr. Cat: Yeah, you wrote "Rounders" with raging, hard erections the whole time, right?

Koppelman seems like the missing piece to a film that is GUARANTEED to win some awards down the line. Mr. Cat, Mr. Commenter, and Hank have done a solid job locking up A-list celebrities to star in the film, but what else could this movie use? An A-list writer/producer. And that's what Brian Koppelman brings to the table. Look out, folks, because Boner Dogs is on its way.

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