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Get This Pizza Cake Shit Out of My Face




Foodbeast - Canadian chain Boston Pizza, who you may recall brought us the PizzaBurger around this time last year, is now hosting a contest to find the next “Pizza Game Changer.” Entries range from the mildly novel (pizza-flavored breath mints and pizza air fresheners) to the spectacularly outlandish (pizza-holding shirt pockets, gas-powered pizza cutters, and of course, a whole pizza-crusted pizza cake). Boston Pizza fans vote for their favorites and the winner gets made into an actual product. Currently leading up the pack with just under 1000 votes is the pizza cake, which looks like a whole bunch of regular pizzas stacked one on top of the other and fused together by a massive golden crust wall. “Great for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and even lonely nights watching infomercials.”


BULLLLLSHITTTTTTT……BULLLLLSHITTTTTTT…….BULLLLLLSHITTTTTTTT…… Get this Pizzacake out of my face please. You know who makes pizza cakes? People who can’t make good pizza that’s who. This is a stunt that Antonios in Amherst would pull. Just smoke and mirrors. Diversion city. Get everybody talking about how weird and unsual their pizzacake is so people forget that their plain cheese pizza sucks. This type of psycho league bullshit may fool the fucks in the league office, but not the Pres. This pizza cake is an insult to pizza and everybody who loves it.