Masked Singer Week 3 Recap
It's week 3 of The Masked Singer and we are introduced to 6 new contestants. If you're confused as to how this show is working here's a nice little infographic to explain the process. 3 contestants from each group will make the final 9 to compete in the championship. We are on Group B.
I gotta hand it to whoever is in charge of costuming over there. I'm not sure if they could get any more creative. But whoever you are, what is a Night Angel? I now see it in my nightmares. Same goes with Banana.
Frog
Panelist Picks: Chad Johnson and Ray J.
My Pick: Unlike White Tiger it seems that Frog is a natural entertainer who is used to the spotlight. After watching the above clip more than two times I realized that I do in fact know that voice -- it's Bow Wow! You have to remember that people do this for publicity. Bow Wow is currently touring with a group of mid 2000s hip hop artists. I feel good about this one.
Elephant
Panelist Picks: Lance Armstrong, Tommy Lee, and Beto O'Rourke.
My Pick: I have absolutely no idea who this man is but he sounds nice so good for him.
Kitty
Panelist Picks: Paris Hilton, Julianne Hough, and Nicole Richie.
My Pick: Kitty FINALLY brings the sex appeal this show desperately needed with a sultry rendition of Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman." Do you think the furry community supports this show? It's a conversation for another day. Anyway, my guess (which will most likely change next week) is Sarah Hyland. She performed for the first time in 2019 at the Teen Choice Awards and with Modern Family ending this could be her next step.
Taco
Panelist Picks: Regis Philbin, Martin Short, and Bob Saget.
My Pick: YouTube took down Taco's performance for being too spicy so enjoy this clue package instead. Am I allowed to have 3? Tom Bergeron, Tim Allen, and Bob Saget. Each are their own type of dad and all would definitely go on this show. Also, I just saw Bob Saget on Tuesday and I was definitely getting major taco vibes.
Mouse
Panelist Picks: Darlene Love, Dionne Warwick, and Maya Rudolph.
My Pick: I guessed Dionne Warwick was in group A so now I'm going to guess Dionne Warwick is in group B. Simple reasoning.
Banana
Panelist Picks: Bill Engvall, Ed Helms, and Darius Rucker.
My Pick: Middle school me did not watch 3 seasons of Rock of Love to not recognize Brett Michaels in one of the creepiest costumes I have ever seen. Look at the eyes. Also won't be upset if I'm wrong because I'm basing this off of VH1 footage from 2007.
ELIMINATION TIME
Another week means another elimination and sadly we had to say goodbye to Elephant.
drumroll please
Tony Hawk? I don't think I would have ever guessed him. He seems too cool to do this? But if I've learned anything these past 3 weeks it's that nobody is above The Masked Singer. Life lesson.