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Bills Welcome Rex To Buffalo With A Giant Pizza With Some Sort Of Weird Icing On Top

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First of all, I gotta tip my cap to Buffalo. This is a smart play. Anyone with half a brain knows Rex lost his way when he lost weight. If the Bills want to see the same success he had in 2009 and 2010, they need to get Fat Rex back. Its his Life Force. His source of power. I’d be showering him with pizza and donuts and cake and toes. You know, all the stuff Rex loves to eat.

But what in the fuck kind of pizza is this?? I’ll assume the letters are like olives or peppers or some other sort of dark pizza topping. It honestly looks like raw sewage but I dunno what else it could possibly be. I’ll even give them the benefit of the doubt that the red trim is some really, really bright marinara. But what in the fuck is that blue stuff??? Looks like fucking cake icing. Under no circumstances should anything bright blue ever be on your pizza. Absolutely disgusting, Buffalo. Right idea, horrible execution. But I guess thats just Buffalo being Buffalo. Probably considered perfectly normal to have blue icing on your pizza.