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Chick With The Worlds Largest Fake Tits Is A Circus Act

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UproxxMayra Hills, otherwise known as Beshine, is a German adult model. Her measurements are 59-28-36, and she supposedly has the largest augmented breasts in the world. She has 10,000 cc of saline implants in those bad boys, and each breast weighs 20 pounds. Her bra size, depending on how you measure, is 32Z (70Z), or the same as an XXX cup. She is not screwing around, people. That’s 40 pounds of boob she has to carry around with her each day, which is a bit like carrying around a seven-year-old on your chest. Or a five-gallon jug of water. Whatever makes you happy, Beshine.

First thing’s first – “Happy thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy turkey and some mega gigantic boobs!” is one of the best Thanksgiving Day wishes I’ve ever seen. Beshine just gets it. This is America. We love Thanksgiving and we love titties. She’s just trying to give the people what she wants.

Problem is I think she just went a tad overboard, no? Anytime you need to start singing the ABCs song in order to describe how big your tits are, I think you can rest assured you went too big. I mean this bitch cant do anything on her own, can she? How does she put clothes on? How does she clasp a bra around those mountains? How does she tie her shoes? Hey Beshine do 1 pushup and I’ll give you a million dollars. You cant. Just the most impractical pair of tits this world has ever seen. They arent even hot. They’re just huge and veiny and disgusting. But I’m pumped I live in a world where A) There are doctors willing to do this to patients and B) There are girls this dump and this warped that thinks its a good idea. God Bless America.

PS – Obviously theres a very strong chance this chick has been blogged before but I feel like every few months theres a new girl with the “worlds biggest tits.” Its like how the “Worlds Oldest Human” keeps changing because they all keep dying. These titty chicks keep one up each other.