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Woman With A 2 Foot 8 Inch Husband Says He's "One Of The Most Sexual People" She's Ever Met

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NY Post – Arizona resident Mindie Kniss is happily married to 2-foot-8-inch-tall Sean Stephenson — a man who she says is “one of the most sexual people” she has ever met. “Just because he’s disabled doesn’t mean we don’t have an awesome sex life,” Kniss told Barcroft Media. “It was different than having sex with an averaged-size person, of course — but it wasn’t a problem at all.”  The couple, both motivational speakers, met through a mutual friend in 2009 and tied the knot in 2012 after Kniss moved to Chicago to be closer to her tiny beloved. Throughout their relationship, the lovebirds were constantly targeted by online bullies who suggested Stephenson couldn’t get the job done in the bedroom. People even claimed Kniss was with him for his money.  “I had to set the record straight,” she said. “It wasn’t love at first sight, but Sean is one of the most sexual people I have ever met — it’s appalling to suggest that my husband cannot satisfy me sexually and it’s none of their business.” Stephenson was also left scratching his head about the assertions, especially since he knows how much of a Don Juan he truly is behind closed doors. “Sex is probably the biggest part of my life,” he said. And according to Kniss, the 35-year-old has a wide array of tricks up his sleeve once the lights are dimmed. “There are no limitations when it comes to sex,” she said. “There’s no position he can’t manage and I don’t have to be extra careful.” Stephenson was born with osteogenesis imperfecta — more commonly known as brittle bone disorder, according to Barcroft.

Play on playa! Brittle Bone Syndrome? That boner aint brittle, bro. This dude is giving his lady multiples every single night. He probably straight up climbs inside her vagina. Just rolls in there like a bowling ball and once he’s inside he can tinker and and fiddle around until he hits her spot. Its hard for us to find the g spot because we’re going in there blind with a straight dick or some clumsy fingers. Sean Stephenson is probably in there with one of those miner helmets with the flashlights on top. He can find the g spot because hes staring right at it. Probably starts digging his elbows into it like an Asian woman giving you a back massage.

Not gonna lie, its pretty devastating hearing that a 2 foot 8 disabled dude has a better sex life than you. I mean the way he and his wife are talking it sounds like he’s smashing out every night in every possible way. “Theres no position he cant manage?” Fuck you, Sean Stephenson! I’m 6 feet tall and (relatively) able bodied person and theres like dozens of positions I cant do. I think I tore a hip flexor and sprained my MCL last week trying to lean back during sex. This dude is just beating up the pussy every night and I’m on that bi-weekly paycheck schedule if I’m lucky. More often its like “Its the first of the month, time to pay rent and hopefully have sex.” To be honest I think this 2 foot 8 guy benefits from being disabled. I think his wife fucks his dick off just to make him feel normal. Well guess what? Thats NOT NORMAL. No husband should be getting laid all day every day and certainly not on thats 30 inches tall.