The Highlight Gawd Has Finally Dropped The Perfect Thing To Help Celtics Fans Make It To Friday
The All Star break is always something that seems like a good idea in theory. A time for everyone to get the much needed rest so they can be healthy for the stretch run, few teams in the league have needed this break more than the Boston Celtics. Injured like you read about. So while as a Celtics fan I fully understand the importance of this break, we're pretty much at the point of the layoff where I start losing my shit. I go through all my normal ways of trying to keep busy during this time off, I stay up way too late playing my 2K dynasty, I rewatch old highlights, I read any and every story/blog/whatever I can find that I maybe didn't have time to get to when games were going on, shit like that. Unfortunately here we are on Tuesday and I've pretty much run out of options. Sure games are back on Thursday but the Celts don't play until Friday so we aren't even close to being done with this wait.
Which is why at a time like this, we need the big guns to step up and save us and that is exactly what happened. The Highlight Gawd, a man who may be the most important piece of Celtics Twitter, has delivered in a big time way. You know him if you read this blog, @Timi_093 has blessed us with the first half highlights of Jayson Tatum, Jaylen Brown, and Kemba Walker. I'm talking 20 total minutes of the best of the best from these three so far this season. I'll give you a minute to handle your erection/lady boner before I drop the videos in this blog because I'm going to warn you, you're about to feel things. Part of it will be the dominance these three display, part of it will be your heart and brain craving anything Celtics related to help get us to Friday, just don't fight it and let the Kool Aid flow through you.
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Ready?
Jaylen Brown
Jayson Tatum
Kemba Walker
Now if I know Tomek like I think I do as someone I've never met and only know through the internet, he's not done. Ohhhh buddy is he not done. My guess is he already has Hayward/Smart/Tacko/etc loaded in the chamber just waiting for the perfect time to drop them. If you don't think I am watching all of these a billion times between now and Friday well you sir are a moron.
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So thank you Tomek. You are the hero we needed at this time. Also, someone from the Celts needs to hire this dude like….yesterday