It Appears That Supreme Oreos Are Actually About To Become A Reality

As someone that is way too old and out of touch to really understand the Supreme brand, I admit that I laugh at people that spend preposterous amounts of money for a piece of clothing because it is red and has a word on it. But I think I finally understand the Supreme appeal after seeing these cookies. There isn't an amount I wouldn't pay out of my kids' college funds to get my hands on a Supreme Oreo simply so I can do a special edition Snackin' Off as all the poor bitches that couldn't get them watched from home. I don't care if they made the Oreo red using lead-based paint, the blood of humans, or is just a Red Velvet Oreo with different writing on the cookie. As long as the most expensive Oreo to ever grace God's green Earth is Double Stuf, I want it more than anything else on the planet.

However, if it's regular stuf, I wouldn't eat the cookie for free. A man's got to have a code.