Advertisement

McDonalds Selling 50 Chicken Nuggets For $9.99 Is America At Its Finest

Screen Shot 2015-01-05 at 9.53.08 AM

 

You know in Batman when Liam Neeson explains how the League of Shadows tears down empires when they get too big and too decadent? I think thats where we’re at with McDonalds selling 50 nuggets for $9.99. We need Ra’s Ah Ghul to step in here and put an end to society. We’ve grown too spoiled. Too fat, dumb and happy. Too gluttonous. We’re beyond saving and must be allowed to die.

Unless of course this is Ra’s Ah Ghul’s doing. Maybe this is the League of Shadows already in motion. Maybe they infiltrated McDonalds and decided to sell 50 nuggets for 10 bucks. After all, what better way to reach the American people than by controlling Mickey Ds? And what better way to tear down an empire than to have all of its people eat themselves to death? Just drown the American public in Chicken McNuggets. And honestly it seems like a real possibility given how much they are fudging the calorie count. In huge writing “50 McNuggets” “$9.99″ “470 Calories.” Only problem is that 470 is per serving and this serves 5. So all the idiots across the country are actually chowing down on a 2,400 calorie box of fried chicken thinking they’re getting off with a paltry 470. Thats the kind of manipulation the League of Shadows would employ just to trick America into eating themselves into oblivion.

Or McDonalds is just the fucking best and wants to slang nuggets all across this great country from sea to shining sea. They brought you the Tailgate Box with 2 Big Macs, 2 Fries and 5 nuggets for $15 but that wasnt enough. They decided to sell nuggets for 20 cents a pop and put em in a box that holds 50. Thats America. Thats freedom. It could be the downfall of society but for right now its just plain awesome.