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I Can't Hate Anybody More Than the Kid Who Applied and Got Into All 8 Ivy League Schools

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USA TodayIn the next month, Kwasi Enin must make a tough decision: Which of the eight Ivy League universities should he attend this fall? A first-generation American from Shirley, N.Y., the 17-year-old violist and aspiring physician applied to all eight, from Brown to Yale. “My heart skipped a beat when he told me he was applying to all eight,” says Nancy Winkler, a guidance counselor at William Floyd High School, where Enin attends class. In 29 years as a counselor, she says, she’s never seen anything like this. “It’s a big deal when we have students apply to one or two Ivies. To get into one or two is huge. It was extraordinary.”

 

What an asshole.   Hey buddy you want to know why it’s rare for somebody to get accepted to all 8 Ivys?  Because nobody applies to all 8 Ivys.  It’s a colossal waste of time and energy.   Only try hards who have nothing better to do with their lives would pull a stunt like that.  Only somebody who wants to brag that they got into all of them.  Don’t care broooo.  I applied to 1 school.  Michigan.  Harvard of the West   Ever heard of it?  Now that takes balls.  None of this applying to everywhere bullshit.  Not impressed.  And let’s cut the shit with Penn, Columbia, Cornell and Brown.   Everybody knows those are the 4 bottom dwellers of the Ivy.  Fucking Hank could have gotten into any of those schools too.  So fuck you for applying to them and tickling their balls with the African American, violinist, aspiring physician, diversity card.

 

PS – You know who this guy should hang out with?   The artist who spend 13 days inside a fake bear in the name of art.  These two clowns deserve each other.  Can just talk each others faces off about how awesome they are.

 

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