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Apparently Tupac Is Alive and Well In New Mexico

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A new film claims that gunned-down rapper Tupac Shakur is actually alive and well — living as part of a Native American tribe in New Mexico.

The dramatized documentary “2Pac: The Great Escape from UMC” says the “Thug 4 Life” rapper was informed about the planned hit on him when he arrived in Las Vegas in September 1996.

It allowed him to plant a body double in Death Row Record label boss Suge Knight’s car, still ending up in University Medical Center but escaping, filmmaker Rick Boss told KTNV.

Shakur was instead airlifted by a private chopper to New Mexico — then taken to live under the protection of the Navajo tribe because authorities cannot enter tribal land without permission, Boss reckons.

The filmmaker insisted that the plot is not a wild fantasy — but facts gleaned through his close connections to Shakur’s inner circle.

“This is not a fiction. This is facts through certain people I know,” Boss told the local TV station.

Tupac conspiracy theories are some of my favorite conspiracy theories.  Was it Biggie?  Suge Knight? A lot of people think it was one of those two, and I'm of the opinion that if Suge Knight was the shooter, that he'd wear that like a freaking badge of honor but by all accounts he's denied it up to this day.  Dude's a fucking psychopath, so if you were to make me choose between those two I'm taking Biggie as 'Pac's murderer.  

I mean Tupac did write what's maybe the most cold blooded diss track on him of all time about him:

First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim.... I mean goddamn.  That one lyric alone would drive lesser men to murder, and the entire song is like that.  Sucks we'll never get Biggie's side of the story though.  

But this new documentary coming out saying Tupac is alive and well, popping a bunch of psilocybin and peyote with a bunch of Navajos in New Mexico?  Fucking SOLD.  I've never done shrooms because I assume I'd freak the fuck out, but apparently (and I could be wrong) they help amplify one's creativity?  I swear I've heard that before and if that's the case then we might be in line to get a bunch of new 2Pac albums down the road since his cover is blown.  Hopefully he just says "fuck it" and gets back in the game.  That'd be sick af because rap just isn't as good now as it was then.  If anyone could save rap, 2Pac with a little help from Native Americans and magic mushrooms could.  

Hopefully this Rick Boss cat isn't full of shit.