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Forget ZILLION BEERS, Brandon F. Walker Just Broke The Internet With His Thirst Trap Inspired By Kayce Smith...

I'd like to admit something publicly to all of you right now. Maybe admit is the wrong word to use because it implies that there's shame involved, when I couldn't be more proud of this fact. 

I stood in a 5x5 room with a semi nude/possibly erect Brandon F. Walker today and it was honestly the highlight of my week. Possibly even my year...

Shout out to our lactating room (this is not a Titty Walker joke, that is actually what it is) for providing the palette to paint our thirst all over those walls. Just two guys hanging out, letting loose, and wondering what Henry Golding is up to right now...

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But biggest shout out goes to Kayce Smith, the former #1 thirst trapper this side of the Mississippi, for taking BFW under her wing and grooming him into QUITE the juicy package. 

So now the question remains, was it the master or the apprentice who won this TGIF THIRST OFF?

I'll be the 1st to admit I voted for Brandon F. Walker... Kayce is great but today that man from Mississippi was greater. And if you disagree, FUCK YEW! 

The man is already a living legend. Just ask the Cubes if you ever find the time...

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