Confession: I Cannot Stop Thinking About This Masshole Who Hit On Dave At The Plainridge Casino
Every once in a while a video comes along that's so perfectly Massachusetts that it becomes engrained in my brain. This is one of those videos. There's just a level of authenticity to it that's so endearing. You can tell she's speaking from the heart. I guess that's what happens when you pound Bud Heavies till two in the morning with The Wonton Don. My favorite part is when she acts surprised that she talked dirty. "My lahst boyfriend said I could suck a golfball through a vacuum!"
What a gem. Again, I don't know who this lady is, but I'm hoping this blog will help get her out of my head. If not I may have to head to Plainridge this weekend to find her.
PS: 100% chance she drinks heavy and hahd
