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Practice Blog 2 of 2: A War With Cheese? Call It Buttcheeks Cause That‘s A Dairy Err

As you know now, this topic is the 2nd winner. 

Shocking doesn’t even begin to describe how shocking this is. Is this because the Joker stood up there and delivered a beautiful speech about milk and shit? I haven’t heard the speech and I’ll never listen to it but let me just be clear: I will eat cheese and other accoutrements until the cows absolutely refuse to come home for milking and other pasteurization stuff of which I’m rather ignorant about.

Imagine me. Chaps. Imagine me without a cheese tray on a Saturday evening. What in the sweet Virgin Mary of fucks would I be eating while polishing off a large stemless glass of a full bodied red and endlessly searching Disney plus. Imagine me getting an egg McMuffin and holding these cheese. Imagine me. Chaps. Imagine me Chaps getting a cold brew coffee without a dash of sweet cream? Insane. It’s insane the places we will go because the movie people give a speech. Buddy, when I want advice on how to dance down a flight of stairs, I’m come knocking. Until then, pass the 2 percent and keep your 1 percenter bullshit off my feed. 

Again, no idea what he said I just needed to blog this as promised. To some people and 2/3rds of zero blog thirty, our word still means something. 

1. Regular (cow)

2. Goat 

3. Sheep 

(Cheese ranking only) 

Sorry for any typos. I’m at practice and doing the best I can.

With love, 

chaps