Hey, That Cloud Looks Like A Giant Dick

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Mirror- Stunned drivers were left feeling hot under the collar after spotting this phallic-shaped cloud looming over a motorway. The X-rated ‘meat and two veg’ cloud formation appeared high above the busy M42 near Birmingham last month. Local resident Mill Owen, 25, snapped the naughty cloud while travelling in the passenger seat of a pal’s car. “I just couldn’t believe it,” she said. “My reaction was that it must be God – that couldn’t happen by accident. “I’ve seen some strange things before, but this took the biscuit. “I thought it was so funny, I had to take a picture and share it with as many people as possible.”

Listen, I know you guys come to Barstool for high brow humor.  Its not the tits or the ass or the smoke shows.  Well maybe the smoke shows.  But you stay for the elevated humor and the Bieber blogs.  The type of humor that’s just so intelligent and nuanced that you would think all of us bloggers were in the Harvard lampoon at one point or another.  Well this is yet another one of those times where the smart humor will knock your socks off.  A giant dick shaped cloud.  Boom.  If you can’t find humor in a giant dick shaped cloud then you can go ahead and get off my lawn.  Or you’re just not smart enough to get it.  I giggled like a small child when I saw that picture.  Maybe I’m just having a good day which is highly unlikely.  So go ahead, take a few deep breaths and enjoy that dick shaped cloud.

I love how the lady who took the picture said “My reaction was that it must be God- that couldn’t happen on accident.”  Listen, I don’t know much about this God fella but something tells me he’s not sculpting cloud dicks in his spare time.  Then again, maybe I could be wrong.  If he’s the type of guy who likes to humor the masses by shaping clouds into penises then maybe we should hire him.