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An Absolute Savage Human Being Listens to a BOOMBOX AT THE AIRPORT WHILE WAITING TO BOARD HIS PLANE

I fucking hate that this happened so late in the day. But the blog don’t sleep and either does this dude.

Lunatic. This dude is a straight up lunatic. Kid rock waiting in line? Boom boxing down the aisle and skipping the people mover? This is the most egregious move my eyes have ever seen. This is worse than feet on the seat. This is worse than eating an egg salad sandwich one the plane. This is outrageous. In fact, it’s so outrageous that I’m having difficulty wrapping my brain around it. For Christ sake, having a ring tone on is frowned upon. Playing a game without headphones is shunned. A fucking Bluetooth, led lighted boom box! I cannot. I cannot abide this but I might just have to abide it because this party clearly isn’t stopping.

Who the fuck is this man and what planet is he from? I’m dumbfounded. I don’t even know how to end the blog so I’m gonna just stop typing. Fuck me running. This guy. God damn it.