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Annnnd World Series Flasher Julia Rose Is Now Dating WHO?!?!?!

Exhibit A above, Julia Rose. Exhibit B below, Julia Rose featuring a set of Exhibit Double Ds at the World Series:

And the White House:

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And the slopes:

And in Los Angeles:

And on the subway:

And on a hike:

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You get the idea. Anyways, according to Page Six she is now dating….

::drumroll please::

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If you've made it this far down the blog you are equally as pathetic as I am. I don't know what's wrong with us or why we care about this stuff but Goddamnit, we can't help it & you have earned the rest of this stupid story for your dedicated scrolling. 

So back to it… the lucky man that the gorgeous, free spirited, World Series flashing Julia Rose is now dating is…. 

::Hit it, drumroll cat!::

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Oh God… what am I doing with my life. Why am I blogging this? It's a Friday afternoon, it's miserable out, I had 2 spicy McChickens with extra mayo for lunch & there's little browning strips of shredded lettuce caught in the loose turtle neck of my sweater and I'm scrolling through these photos of hot women to write the story of who one of them is dating and what is life? 

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What's the purpose here? Does it really matter who an Instagram model is dating? Like who gives a fuck? Is my life so boring that I need to live through people with more interesting lives (and boobs)…  It's just that I..

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Ah, pardon me ha ha Drifted off for a moment!

::Drumroll cat, your paws have got to be chaffing at this point so I'm really sorry to ask you this but… drumroll please::

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Hold on, gotta take a bathroom break real quick.. this has been a long journey and I hate myself a lot at this point. 

Ok, let's go… back on the suspense sticks, furry friend. 

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Agh, wait, now I'm thirsty. Sorry guys, please stick with me. This news will be totally worth it I swear, ha ha.. What Instagram & YouTube stars do with their personal lives is very important to all of us and we'll get there in a second. 

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Alright, you know what to do, purrin' pal…

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Hold on, pulling over. Quick pitstop for blog trip snacks…

Resume the roll, cause we're dyin' to know the answer!

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Whoa, what's this?! An ad for men's dangly cross earrings and a Supreme shirt with overly shredded pants? We must be getting near…

Don't give up gang, we're Supremely close. And we gotta stick together since we're practically family by this far down the blog. We've got a thirst to know who Julia Rose is dating and we won't stop until our pathetic little gossip mag loving minds are quenched. 

Tap them snares, Mittens!

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I can see it! I can see myself blogging who she's dating right now, even though I have a solid degree and know there's other things I could be blogging about! It's happening, we almost have the answer!

It's…

It's…….!

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uh, Jake Paul.

Again, according to Page Six, where I was trolling around for news scoops earlier like the degenerate slob I am:

Jake Paul has found love — and Page Six hears it’s for real this time.

Six months after the famed prankster staged a lavish Las Vegas wedding to fellow YouTuber Tana Mongeau, Paul is dating another controversial social media star, viral World Series flasher Julia Rose, we have exclusively learned.

Paul, 23, and Rose were spotted together in Miami for his boxing match against British YouTuber AnEsonGib on Jan. 30, which Paul dominated in a first-round knockout win.

Adding to the drama (God, I hate myself) just six days ago she posted this photo with Paul's ex-wife, Tana Morganeau!!! Together!!! in Miami!!!

For a refresher no one wants or needs, in July of last year Tana Mongeau married Jake Paul in a ceremony that involved someone throwing a drink on them at the altar, and which many suspected was just a publicity stunt. In her caption Mongeau says she'll probably be posting the wedding photos longer than they're married…

Which is probably true, because on January 2nd of this year they announced their split. 

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And now Jake Paul is all like,"Bro so what," and I'm like, "Ew, nobody cares" even though I just did this whole blog for some reason even though it killed a tiny part of my soul.

So yeah. Julia Rose is allegedly dating Jake Paul according to a scoop that Page Six got which I am now blogging on a Friday afternoon. Thank you for coming along on this journey with me and I'm sorry. 

Momma needed a blog…

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