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Move Over Mason Ramsey: Introducing The Greatest Store Singer Of All Time

This guy sounds more like Sam Smith than Sam Smith! He’s putting on a show! All the while his khaki loving friend is just sitting there like he’s waiting for the fucking bus.

BUDDY! YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS! At least fucking sway, clap, tap your feet. SOMETHING! ANYTHING! These people didn’t deserve that show. This kid hit the falsetto like it was nothing. He went up and down the vocal range like he was Jason Bourne with a Glock 40 and 3 plus hours of sleep. 

When it was over, I wanted more, but there wasn’t even hardly a peep in the store. There wasn’t amazement and bewilderment like I expected. People just went on with their lives like nothing happened. Pathetic. I hope this kid gets a record deal because he deserves it.

WAKE UP, FOLKS! LIVE! BREATHE! EXPERIENCE MUSIC AMD ART!