Massive BRAWL Broke Out Between Cheerleading Squads Last Week In East St. Louis

I wish I could say that there's nothing I love better than a good benches clearing brawl.  Now I don't have many worts or weaknesses, but I am sad to admit that I've only been close to taking part in one once in my life.  Happened against Oglethorpe University in Atlanta.  That's a story for another time though.  Right now it's ESTL and Trinity Catholic's time to shine.  

Anyways, the only problem with a benches clearing brawl is that 9x out of 10, at least in baseball, is it's just a bunch of "HOLD ME BACK BROS HOLD ME FUCKING BACK IMA FUCKING KILL HIM BROS" and no punches are actually thrown.  So I guess that means I gotta get into HS cheerleading?  

*inserts WSD isn't allowed within 500 yards of a HS joke* 

Whatever works for me to live my dream though. These girls were fucking going AT IT.  Gonna be a great story a few years down the road.  Sitting at the bar and someone brings up the HS days, "you remember when I fucked that girl from Trinity up?  That was awesome!"  There is nothing better than a good story.  NOTHING. 

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Nolan Arenado should take watch this game tape when some dickhead from the Royals throws at him at the G Spot next summer.