I wish I could say that there's nothing I love better than a good benches clearing brawl. Now I don't have many worts or weaknesses, but I am sad to admit that I've only been close to taking part in one once in my life. Happened against Oglethorpe University in Atlanta. That's a story for another time though. Right now it's ESTL and Trinity Catholic's time to shine.
Anyways, the only problem with a benches clearing brawl is that 9x out of 10, at least in baseball, is it's just a bunch of "HOLD ME BACK BROS HOLD ME FUCKING BACK IMA FUCKING KILL HIM BROS" and no punches are actually thrown. So I guess that means I gotta get into HS cheerleading?
*inserts WSD isn't allowed within 500 yards of a HS joke*
Whatever works for me to live my dream though. These girls were fucking going AT IT. Gonna be a great story a few years down the road. Sitting at the bar and someone brings up the HS days, "you remember when I fucked that girl from Trinity up? That was awesome!" There is nothing better than a good story. NOTHING.
Nolan Arenado should take watch this game tape when some dickhead from the Royals throws at him at the G Spot next summer.