I Actually Respect Noted Barstool Fan Kevin Durant Openly Admitting He's Still Using A Burner Account Without A Care In The World

It's easy to sit here and make fun of Kevin Durant using a burner. But you know what? I'm going the other way. I respect noted Barstool reader and fan Kevin Durant not giving a flying fuck and openly admitting that he's still using one. What I need to know is what's the cutoff for what he decides can be said from his own account vs his burner account? You know why I respect it? Because he's finally admitting he needs to have a burner. It makes the whole thing funnier, because now all everyone is going to do is guess what's his burner account. That's how you take heat off your teammates. 

More importantly he drops the 'you know why I slipped up.' 

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That seems like the real story here actually. How did KD get caught with a burner? Well, according to my investigative journalism (reading the replies on the tweet) the majority think it's because he was high as shit. Now that is relatable. 

I need nothing more than the Nets to really suck next year with him and Kyrie back healthy. That will let us see what his burner account is and what's the real line for him to switch. I'll say this though - no one has given more Twitter content in the NBA away for free than KD: 

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The only way I'll respect this more is if Kevin Durant spends his time rehabbing fucking with people online. Create a burner to purposely troll those now looking for Durant's burner. I know you're reading this KD and I still hate you for slandering the Knicks but that one is free.