I've Got The Bowling Bug

I want to fuck the guy on lane 16 with the knee brace - your girl

Heyhowyadoin. This blog has been a long time coming and for that I want to apologize. Things have been hectic in Chicago with our new Sirius radio show, my 4-week head cold and a very recent Lower Body Injury that's hobbled and humbled me. 

Nevertheless, I'm happy to report that I've overcome these obstacles to undertake a new role here at Barstool Sports as your official bowling league correspondent. It's a responsibility I don't take lightly as evidenced by my sheer and utter will on the hardwood last night

A lot of people sit out level-1 MCL sprains without getting called PUSSY and that's cool. But Two-Bird is a One-League guy and I'm not missing my 3 weekly games. Not when it's $17 tube pitchers and certainly not after I blogged about this hall of fame cocksman:

I could hardly walk. Gone was the thunder from my power delivery, and when you anchor the team with a 119 average you better fucking believe everyone is counting on you. 

So I pivoted. 

On one leg. 

Nice 392 series, Carl - Pete Weber

You can't find a more Common Man game than bowling. I've said it before and I'll be saying it again because I'm legitimately staking my claim right now. Barstool Bowling. The word needs to be spread and I am here to fucking preach! 

To be honest, I have no clue what I'm doing. I just love the scene. I love the competition and the beers and the pitchers and the high fives. I like that no one really gives a shit. That some people take it super serious and others don't really care at all. It really is just an amazing atmosphere and that's why I'm happy to preliminarily announce that I'm going to organize a Barstool Bowling Invitational. 

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This is how I do shit. I put it out there then figure it out. If anyone wants to help me great. Otherwise expect something in April. That's a Two Bird guarantee.