Masked Singer Week 2 Recap

It's week 2 of The Masked Singer. The show could not be hotter right now. It was just announced there is a 46 date LIVE TOUR featuring surprise celebrity guests. Am I going? You bet. Shout out to Mrs. Large for buying the tickets. Last week two contestants were eliminated: the Robot aka Lil Wayne and the Llama aka Drew Carey. This is our last week with our "sporty" singers before we move on to a new group. Let's get into it. 

Turtle

Panelist Picks: Nick Lachey, Jaden Smith, Hunter Hayes.

My Pick: If this isn't Jesse McCartney I will spend my entire paycheck on Zillion Beers merch. That's how confident I am. The judges' guesses are so incredibly dumb and the fact that I'm not a consultant for this show is ridiculous. 

Miss Monster

Panelist Picks: Mary Wilson, Queen Latifah, Gloria Gaynor.

My Pick: Chaka Khan Chaka Khan Chaka Khan Chaka Khan…. I'm feeling VERY confident about this round. That's all I got. 

Kangaroo

Panelist Picks: Jordin Sparks, Rosie Huntington Whiteley. 

My Pick: For right now I'm going to stick with Jordyn Woods. The clue packages are just all over the place. Jordans with Ys support each other. Keep singing, sis. 

White Tiger

Panelist Picks: Gronk, Joe Manganiello, 

My Pick: I'd like to note that this show is called The Masked SINGER and White Tiger has yet to actually SING. Anyway, this is Gronk. I'm not entertaining anything else. 

Pausing for a moment because Nick Cannon referred to himself as daddy

Anyway, moving on to the elimination. The singer that received the lowest amount of votes was Miss Monster. If this was an actual singing competition White Tiger would have went home but there is no way producers are letting Gronk go anytime soon. Miss Monster was revealed to be…

A quick snapshot of my thoughts on last week's blog….

CHAKA KHAN. It feels good to be right. I disagree that Gronk "outperformed" a 10 time Grammy winner but what do I know? Next week we are introduced to a new cast of characters including a Taco and a Banana. I cannot wait.