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Paul Simon Vs. Billy Joel....Who Ya Got?




I’m sure KFC was hoping this tweet would somehow just go away.  The time he belittled one of the great musicians of this century in Paul Simon.  The day he lost all credibility forever.   Listen I love Billy Joel.  Love him.   But Paul Simon takes a back seat for nobody.   Not Billy Joel, not Elton John, nobody.   He is a first ballot HOF’r and deserves to be treated that way.  So I’m not going to sit on the sidelines and watch his name get dragged through the mud.  I won’t do it.  I can’t do it. I don’t care whether you choose Billy Joel or Paul Simon here. I’m not going to pass judgement either way. This is Ali Frazier. This is a 15 round heavyweight fight for the ages. Two of the alltime best. To say it would be a bloodbath one way or the other is just pure unadulterated blasphemy and I won’t let me reputation or Barstool Sports reputation suffer for it.   Don’t believe me.  Look at this greatest hits tale of the tape.  Talk about impossible….



My Final Scorecard – Paul Simon 6 – Billy Joel 4