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So Tim Howard's New Girlfriend Isn't Ugly At All

 

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This is the model chick goalie Tim Howard is reportedly dating now.  Her name is Sara McLean and she’s supposedly from Scotland.  Good for him.  This is the natural progression of a guy who just recently became a star.  You start enjoying the life of a sports star and start doing the no pants dance with Scottish smokes.  Was he star before the World Cup?  I literally have no idea.  If he was futbol fans can get mad at me if they want.  But he wasn’t on my radar until a couple weeks ago and after the Belgium game I was all in.  Now he’s been turned into an internet meme, is getting mobbed in airports by aggressive huggers and is slaying model chicks who are more than 10 years younger than him.  Props, Timmy.  To the American sports hero go the spoils.  I hope your meteoric rise continues.