Patrick Mahomes Showed Off The Hands Of A Wide Receiver And The Throat Of A Porn Star With An A+ Catch And Chug During The Chiefs Parade

Holy shit, did you see that effortless grab by Patrick Mahomes? It's like he had a magnet in his hand or something. Did he play baseball growing up? Or maybe have a dad that taught him a thing or two about America's Pastime? I'll have to go to Google (dot) come to find out! After all the preseason talk about which quarterback chugs best, Patrick Mahomes got the last word with his beer-drenched Kermit voice.

Now before anyone criticizes my headline, I realize that was not exactly a flawless chug by Mahomes just like not all porn stars can flawlessly, ummmm, chug. But as we know, not all good chugs are flawless chugs. 

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

I didn't say Patrick Mahomes showed off the throat of Heather Brooke or anything of the sort, which would be outright blasphemy to a legend of the game. I just threw a porn star reference in there to get your click and it clearly worked. Thank you for that and thank me for including a very NSFW Heather Brooke link before showing off Mahomes' pinpoint accuracy that I couldn't fit in the headline because it would have been longer than Peter North*.

*Lordy, I gotta stop typing now because I am coming across hornier than Mike Wilbon, likely because I wrote that PornHub blog earlier today