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Brooke Burke Goes Tits Out For The Boys In Artsy Photoshoot

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Still got it! Still throwing absolute GAS. The infamous Gold Flakes Brooke Burke Poster:

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Was over 10 years ago. Ten! A entire decade, and a fight with cancer later, and Brooke Burke is still just an absolute sex bomb. I was masturbating to her when she was on Wild On! on E! even before that. Never has a woman traveling the world testing out the food and culture of foreign countries been so sexy. And now in 2014, a year where I can access absolutely anything and everything perverted, I think I’m gonna masturbate to these black and white still photos too. Almost like as an homage to her. Its a sign of Re2pect to Brooke Burke – you’re one of the only women I can jerk off to using non-pornographic material. Congrats.