The Most Savage Commercial From Last Night Was From A Small Law Firm That Whacked A Bunch Of Famous Insurance Mascots "Godfather" Style

While baby nuts were making dolphin sounds for some ungodly reason and Google was making people feel unwanted feelings during a football game, the people at Maloney-Lyons were snatching the championship belt for best law firm commercial that has been vacant ever since the greatest jingle on Earth was wiped from the planet following the breakup of the Celino and Barnes dynasty. Whomst amongst us hasn't dreamt about killing an insurance mascot or two during after they carpet bomb our TVs with commercials on a nightly basis? I don't know if we dreamt about whacking them all Five Family style with absolutely ruthless planning and precision. But that commercial had a much bigger impact on me than some baby nut making dolphin noises or Google making me feel feelings during the Super Bowl like a bunch of assholes. Even having the common sense to not kill a living legend like David Palmer was brilliant (RIP my dog Mayhem though).

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My only concern for Maloney-Lyons however would be them getting their tits sued off for copyright infringement by an industry that keeps their MASSIVE stable of lawyers busier than even Barstool does. But I imagine if all these insurance companies take them to court, they can then rack up a ton of hours, which then pumps more money back into the law firm. A true 5D chess move that only Michael Corleone would be able to see on the board*. 

*Disclaimer (Read in really fast insurance voice): I have no goddamn clue how money works with law firms when they are being sued or if they can just claim parody law, so this is all probably completely wrong. But it made sense in my head