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Orthodox Jews Cause Pandemonium On JFK Flight Because Men And Women Werent Segregated

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Gothamist – An El Al flight from JFK to Tel-Aviv was delayed on the eve of Rosh Hashanah after ultra-Orthodox passengers refused to sit next to women. One passenger described the whole experience as “an 11 hour ordeal,” and another tells ynetnews.com that the plane was prevented from taking off because “people stood in the aisles and refused to go forward.” “Although everyone had tickets with seat numbers that they purchased in advance, they asked us to trade seats with them, and even offered to pay money, since they cannot sit next to a woman,” another passenger explains. “It was obvious that the plane won’t take off as long as they keep standing in the aisles.” After the pilot pleaded with everyone to take their seats if only for takeoff, the plane finally departed Wednesday morning. But as soon as it was in the air, many of the passengers quickly stood in the aisle, in order to preserve several feet of sin-space between them and the opposite sex. One female passenger on the flight tells ynetnews.com, “I ended up sitting next to a haredi man who jumped out of his seat the moment we had finished taking off and proceeded to stand in the aisle.” The aisle was reportedly crowded with men praying throughout the duration of the flight, making it extremely difficult for other passengers to access the restrooms and preventing flight attendants from distributing refreshments. “I went to the bathroom and it was a mission impossible, the noise was endless,” another shellshocked passenger recalls.

Shana Tova! You crazy fucking Chosens. 25 fucking Ortho Jews getting on a plane in the year 2014 expecting to not have to sit next to women is flat out insanity. I’m not one of the loser atheists who hates on all things religion but when you’re clogging the aisles of my flight and you’re preventing the snack cart from getting to me, then we have a problem. How come these Jews are even allowed on the plane in the first place? You’re allowed to use the black magic sorcery making the bird of steel fly but you cant sit next to a chick? I think you Jews need to revise your rules. Or at the very least make sure you never board a plan without your trusty Jew Bag:

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Segregate yourselves, Jews. You wanna sit around waiting for the Messiah for another 5,000 years like a bunch of suckers, go ahead. But don’t inconvenience me while doing it.

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