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Allow Me To Introduce You To The Worst Uncle Ever

 

 

You know your awesome uncle? Everyone has one. The guy who snuck you your first beer at a family party. The one who would take you to rated R movies and let you swear in front of him. Maybe he let you drive his car for a few blocks when you were like 12? Well, this guy is the exact opposite. The guy chasing his child nephew around, while he cries his eyes out, with a camera in his face so he can post it to YouTube is just a dickhead. Go find a girlfriend you weird, single, old dude.

 

PS – That’s a fact. Your “cool uncle” was always single. Can’t be the cool uncle if you’ve already had the life sucked out of you by a wife.