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An Onion Special Report: The NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much'

 

You know how I always complain about Knockoff Barstool websites and how everybody is jacking our shit?   How everybody else is talentless hacks who aren’t remotely funny or interesting?  Well the Onion most certainly does not fit into that category.   I respect funny and original people.  They are both.  I bet they hate the Buzzfeedification of the Internet as much as I do.