There Is A Serial Defecator On The Loose In Conway!
Oh shit! Lt. Perley has to be fucking furious right now. I always imagine cops up north are just doing it because they’re bored. Like they’re retired guys who got sick of farting around the house and one day just decided “I guess I’ll just become a cop and do nothing since it’s not like there’s actual crime in fucking New Hampshire.” Well now he’s got a huge case that just got dropped on his desk. Fucking serial shitter leaving a mess all over West Side Road. Perley has a ton of sleepless nights in his future trying to track this guy down. Nothing detracts seasonal ski visitors like rogue shits all over the town.
h/t Chris