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Krug Chirps Marchand For Going Tip-Toes In A Pic On The Bruins Holiday Hospital Visit

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I thank the good lord every single day that I’m tall (sidenote: what exactly counts as “tall”? I’m like 4 inches taller than the average American and still feel weird calling myself tall. Does 6’1 count?). Nonetheless, thank fucking God I’m not short, it must be absolute hell. Like yeah, Brad Marchand is a millionaire. He’s a professional hockey player who lives in a hockey city. He can walk into any bar in Boston, point to a girl and have her fuck him. But, just because I don’t have to worry about standing on my tippy toes every pic I take and getting made fun of for it, I kinda think my life is better.