Someone With The Most Time Ever On Their Hands Tracked Over 1,100 Astros Trash Can Bangs From 2017 Houston Home Games

Before you scream and yell at me about blogging the Astros cheating again just realize I do not want to talk about this anymore. I've moved on from it and am so fucking ready for the 2020 season to start. The Yankees players probably feel the same way. What's done is done. The punishments are out there. We know who is guilty. Players aren't getting touched. It's over, BUT....this guy Tony Adams has blown my mind this morning.

You know the saying some people just have too much time on their hands? I think Tony Adams has the most time anyone has ever had on their hands. I mean this guy tracked over 8,200 pitches from 2017 Astros home games. EIGHTY TWO HUNDRED. He found over 1,100 trash can bangs. He charted all of them to each individual player. Just an insane thing to do. 

Adams claims there were 58 games with video available. He created an app just to do all of this. It allowed him to select if there were any bangs for each pitch, log it, and then move onto the next. He said it took about 10-12 seconds per pitch and many times he had to listen to more than once. 

The data shows the usual suspects at the top of the list in terms of highest percent of bangs they heard: Marwin Gonzalez, Springer, Beltran, Bregman, Guerriel, Correa. Listen we all knew these guys were guilty, but this data is just eye popping. 

I'm exhausted just reading all of this. If you told me I had to do all of this first I'd said impossible because I have no clue how to design any sort of app. I can barely cook my own food at home without burning my apartment down. Second of all it would take me 5 years to compile this data and make it all look like something legitimate. Tony Adams is a mad man. Who knows what he's got up his sleeve next. The CIA might have to hire him just based off this.