Miltons Pimp My Look





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Hey, my buddy Magz is really hurting in the fashion department. He still wears cargo shorts with absolutely nothing to put in all those pockets. Not sure how he breathes when he buttons that top button. And he’s a homosexual eagle scout. Really just a total misfit. Help him out please.
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