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Australian Parents Just Get It



Imagine this happened in America? 100s of bees attacked some innocent little boy? The parents would be going bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s. Not Down Under though. “Gary, what was it like as you watched your flesh and blood get attacked at the hands of merciless insects, hellbent on killing him?” “Well, better him than me. What am I supposed to do, wrap him up in cotton balls?” Amazing. American parents would go on the news to find out what landscaper missed that nest so they could deport the guy and sue the city’s balls off, Gary just wants his pussy kid to rub some dirt on it so they can get back to boxing kangaroos. That’s the way fathering is done.