Meghan Markle’s estranged dad on Monday challenged Prince Harry to “man up” and finally meet him — saying he would be “happy to duel” with his “candy ass” and “whipped” royal son-in-law.
“Man up and fly down and see me,” Thomas Markle, 75, told “Good Morning Britain” during one of a series of extraordinary interviews he hopes will reach the royal couple after their “embarrassing” Megxit.
“I’d be happy to duel with Harry anytime,” Markle also told The Sun newspaper from his home in Mexico.
“The way he’s been acting, I think he’d crouch on the ground before he gets to 10 steps. He’s a candy ass. He’s whipped,” Markle said of the royal son-in-law he has never met.
WE'VE GOT FIGHTING WORDS FOLKS! Meghan Markle's estranged dad Thomas has challenged Prince Harry to a duel. I have absolutely no idea what that means, but I'm excited. I guess we're still doing duels? When you think of a duel what comes to mind? For me it's when Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr dueled to the death to decide their political and personal differences. What a time.
Hamilton, the former secretary of the treasury, and Vice President Burr were longstanding political rivals and personal enemies. Burr might have been the president instead of vice president, had it not been for Hamilton's interference. When Burr's term as vice president was almost over, he ran for governor of New York. Hamilton, once again, prevented Burr from winning by opposing his candidacy. Burr retaliated by challenging Hamilton to a duel.
Standing on the heights of Weehawken, New Jersey, Hamilton and Burr fired their pistols. Some people said that Hamilton purposely missed Burr. Burr's shot, however, fatally wounded Hamilton, leading to his death the following day. Aaron Burr escaped unharmed. -American Library
Now THAT is how you resolve differences. Agree to a duel and just shoot each other, hoping you kill the other before they kill you. Who needs debates with moderators? Just go meet on a mountain top and bring your revolver. Incredible.
Are we headed that way for Thomas Markle and Prince Harry? Seems like it if Thomas gets his way. Now considering Prince Harry was in the Royal Military Academy for years I'm going to anoint Harold the -2500 favorite in this one. If you want to try and steal some value on a howling underdog you can get Thomas Markle at +1300. All it takes is one miss to gain the advantage.
Let's bring back duels.