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Chargers Lineman Being Sued For Giving A Woman Herpes Says Sores On His Penis Were Just From Getting Stuck In His Zipper

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TMZA Pittsburgh Steelers defensive lineman is being sued by a woman who claims he gave her herpes … and tried to hide it from her by saying sores on his penis were caused by a zipper malfunction … this according to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ Sports. The man at the center of the lawsuit is Cam Thomas — a nose tackle who started 10 games for the Chargers last year. According to the lawsuit, filed in San Diego, a woman named “Adrienne” says she started dating Thomas in 2010 and often had unprotected sex. Adrienne claims she noticed “puss-filled bumps on his buttocks and inner thigh” and asked about them — but he explained they were the result of sweat buildup caused by his football gear. In the docs, Adrienne says she also noticed “bruises and sores” on his penis back in March 2010 — but again, he had an explanation … telling her “the sores on [the] penis came from getting it stuck in a zipper.” Adrienne claims she was tested for STDs in December 2010 but the results showed she was clean. It wasn’t until February 2012 that she tested positive for genital herpes … and she claims Thomas is the only person who could’ve passed along the disease.

I’ve always had a pretty strong motto that if you don’t have herpes, then you ain’t trying hard enough. You should get out there in life and have sex with so many people that you get the herp. Wear it as a badge of honor. Everyone else with a clean dick is gonna regret how they didn’t have enough sex in your life. When you die with an STD you can say to yourself “I left it all on the field.”

Which brings me to this situation here. I don’t want to go all Stephen A Smith here and blame the victim but when you’re about to have sex with a dude and you see his butt and his dick covered in puss filled sores, you probbbbably shouldn’t let him inside you. I don’t care what story he tells you about a Something About Mary zipper malfunction. Don’t care what he tells you about crotch rot. Don’t you chicks know we’ll say absolutely anything to have sex with you? We’ll lie we’ll exaggerate we’ll tell you our dick got caught in a zipper. We’re talking about a professional football player who’s probably had sex with about 2,000 women. If you have sex with any pro athlete, let alone one covered in sores, you’re probably gonna get an STD. You don’t get to complain about it 2 years later when you got the herp.