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Big Sexy Bartolo Pretending He Has A Pre-Game Routine

 

How about your boy Tolo out there tonight? Working on another shutout as I write this but the highlight of his night came before he ever even took the mound. Just flat out making up this warm up routine trying to make it look like he’s got some pre game system or ritual. I genuinely think he’s in the outfield like “Alright cameras are probably on me so lets do a little of this…and a little of this…some of that. Alright now it looks like I know what I’m doing.” Just flapping his arms like a bird with some sort of YMCA dance. Proceeded to take the mound and mow down the downright pathetic Phillies lineup just tossing junk fastballs 90% of the time.

Oodles.