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Chick Says Boob Job Helped Her Be A Better Mom

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MetroA young mother who struggled to deal with her smaller post-pregnancy bust says she has rebuilt her confidence with £5,000 breast implants, taking her from a size 32AA to a 32G. Tamsin Wade, 19, from Bury St Edmunds, wore bra size 32D before giving birth to her son Finley. However, she experienced significant post-pregnancy breast reduction which she says resulted in them appearing much smaller and more uneven than before. Prior to her boob job, Ms Wade said she ‘started to shy away from going out at all’ because she ‘felt so bad about [herself]‘. She reached such a low that she felt unable to go swimming or attend play dates and school clubs with her son Finley, now two years old. At that point the teenager explained she decided to act – taking out a bank loan in order to pay for the nine-cup size increase to her bust. On the results of this drastic move, she said: ‘After the surgery I felt so much better and immediately started joining mum and baby groups for me and Finley. ‘He loves them and I love spending quality time with him.’

Listen big tits just make everything better. Thats a fact. We could be talking about porn, we could be talking about strip clubs, we could be talking about sex. Or we could be talking about baby groups and play dates for your infant child. Either way, big tits make all of those situations better.

I mean I obviously can’t really relate but does anybody wanna be the mom showing up to baby group with itty bitty titties? “Hi I’m Tasmin, Finley’s mom with the really super small tits like I’m a 4th grader!” Doesn’t sound fun to me at all. Plus think about the children. Poor Finely is gonna grow up as the kid with the mom with no tits. Is that really what you want? You want Finely on the playground like “Hey Finley I heard your mom has no tits!” Might as well just rename him Steven Glansberg because he’ll probably be eating lunch alone for his entire life. Or you could basically crown him Captain of the football team and Prom King right now by growing up being known as “The Kid With The Mom Who Has Double G Boobs.” Bottom line is if you want to be a responsible mom and effectively raise your child you need big tits. Thats not just the blogger male in me talking. Thats just reality.