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Weird Al Yankovic's Top 10 Songs Take You Into The Weekend!

Weird Al Yankovic, so hot right now, Weird Al Yankovic. Sure, hes probably the ugliest looking person in the world. Yea, 9 out of every 10 parody completely fucking sucks. But he’s worth over $16 million. He’s sold over 12 million albums in his career. And if you can’t respect a man who’s made a FORTUNE by just stealing other people’s songs despite being horrifically ugly, weird, and infatuated with polka music, then I guess you just don’t respect America. Because what Al Yankovic has done is truly the American dream. And now he’s back on the scene and dominating the internet and the music industry once again. Do NOT knock his hustle. Looking at you, Feitelberg.