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According To Twitter, Which Barstool Blogger Has The Highest Reading Level?

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Well well well, would you look at that. Looks like I’m the smartest guy at Barstool. The average American tweets at a 4th grade reading level. The dummies at Barstool all tweet on a 5th grade reading level. And then there’s your boy KFC – borderline genius – tweeting at a 6th grade reading level. No surprise when you’re a wordsmith like myself. My vocabulary is colossal. Prodigious, if you will. I’m practically a walking thesaurus. I’m verbose like a motherfucker. Articulate as fuck. Dropping knowledge and wisdom left and right. Name another blogger with a 6th grade reading level like you read about you can’t!

No surprise the only other dude on my level is Rear Ads.

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RA and I just putting the company on our back trying to make all the other dummies look smart.

(In reality I’m probably just on a 6th grade level because I’m always talking about porn and hand jobs and thats all that matters in a 6th grader’s life)

Some other notable reading levels:

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(Bull fucking shit that Sheik is on a 5th grade level)