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I Can't Make Heads or Tails Of The "Instagram Playboy King" Dan Bilzerian

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Dailymail – A multimillionaire poker star has been dubbed Instagram’s playboy king after chronicling blow-by-blow his extravagant, machismo-fueled life of near-naked women, sportscars and guns. Los Angeles-based Dan Bilzerian describes himself as an ‘actor/astronaut/a**hole’ to his more than 100,000 Instagram followers who appear to live vicariously through the beefy, bearded 32-year-old, regularly begging in comments to trade his lavish life for theirs. Bilzerian is reportedly worth $100 million, making the bulk of his cash as a high-stakes gambler having developed his skills as a student at the University of South Florida. However, his risky lifestyle has resulted in some serious repercussions, including a double heart attack and a pulmonary embolism. His father, Paul Bilzerian, a former corporate takeover artist, was sentenced to four years in jail and given a $1.5 million fine in 1989.

Never heard of this guy till today. Probably the #1 hardo on the planet.  To be honest I can’t decide whether I love this dude or hate him. I was leaning towards hating him because after doing some research it turns out he was just born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Like all his money is his dad’s money. It has nothing to do with him playing poker. He just wants to be Internet famous so he stages these photo shoots with chicks and hired a publicist.  How rich is he?  The bro actually pays to be an extra in action movies. Who does that? An absolute tryhard that’s who. But then I saw this gif from the World Series of Poker and well if you don’t think this is hilarious then you’re just a hater. So now I don’t know where I stand on this clown. Totally confused.  I think I like him?

 

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