New York Wins The Supermoon For The Third Consecutive Year

Three peat! Back in 2011 I planted New York’s Excelsior flag right in the middle of the fucking Supermoon and declared ownership. Since then I don’t think we’ve lost a Supermoon. This summer there are actually 2 more Supermoons. So technically I was gonna wait this summer out and see how the 3 game series plays out but after last night’s massacre I’m ready to call. You know the moment I knew NY won Supermoon 2014? Right here:

It was cloudy in New York as the moon was rising and bingo bango, it turned into the fucking sun. Thats just the kinda shit that happens here in New York. We dominate Supermoon so much it becomes the sun. Didn’t even bother looking up pictures of Supermoon in Boston this year. Because unless it turned into the Supersun like it did here, they got no shot. Raise up another Supermoon Banner!

PS – As per every year, I think Philly is still too poor to have a moon. Not sure if they ever get any moon, let alone a Supermoon. Just black skies looking over them while they puke on children and stab each other. As for Chicago, who fucking knows. It was probably snowing last night. Too cold for Supermoon.