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Miltons Pimp My Look

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This is my roommate Connor, aka Dr. Creepy. He is a very intelligent kid when it comes to history and politics and what not but when it comes to putting on clothes it looks like he gets dressed in the dark most of the time. Where he gets some of these shirts he owns is a mystery to all of us. He can’t go a weekend without sporting his go to red flannel shirt with the USA shirt underneath it. And as for the snowman T-Shirt he’s wearing in one of the pictures he legitimately thinks it stylish. Anytime the kid gets dressed and we question what he’s wearing he always says his go to catchphrase “I think it’s just nifty!”. The kids a true squid so please help out this poor bastard and teach this kid how to dress, because at the age of 22 he still has yet to figured it out.



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